dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy”
"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon